Dog Food Diet?

I had this sent to me, this morning. Made me chuckle.
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer……..
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of dog chow at Wal-Mart for Athena the wonder dog and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, [...]

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Joke – Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s Pet
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the [...]

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This Caused an Early Morning Smile

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Joke – Soap and Water

Soap and Water
We were asked to dinner by a new friend. When we sat down at the table, we noticed that the dishes were dirty.
“Were these dishes washed?”, I asked the hostess as I rubbed my fingers over the surface.
She replied, “They’re as clean as soap and [...]

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Dog Dictionary

A doggy dictionary
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.
DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.
DROOL: Is what you do [...]

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I do Dog Tricks

Discovered this while browsing around.
Mike’s  Humour Blog.  He has listed “I do Dog Tricks“.   It’s a cute.
you type in various commands and she’ll do them:   roll over, wave hi, jump, kiss, vogue, diva, beg, sit, spin, jump, shake a paw, dance, kiss etc.

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What do you Get when…..

What you get when you cross a…
Collie + Lhasa Apso = COLLAPSO a dog that folds up for easy transport
Pointer + Setter = POINSETTER, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = PYRADACHS, a puzzling breed
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = PEEKASSO, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = IRISH SPRINGER, a dog [...]

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How many Dogs does it Take to change a light bulb?

Oldie, get it through my email all the time.
1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to [...]

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I am Canadian – Agility Rant

I don’t play flyball or herd sheep
And I don’t live in a doghouse or eat kibble or own a dogsled
And I don’t know Pitou, Rover or Spot from Canada
Although I am certain they are really, really nice
I have a handler not a master
I speak English and French, not Canadian
I pronounce it “frame” not “eh [...]

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A Dog’s Rules For Christmas

A Dog’s Rules For Christmas
1. Be especially patient with your humans
during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual
and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do
not assume that all the gifts are yours.
3. Be tolerant if your humans put [...]

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