I don’t play flyball or herd sheep
And I don’t live in a doghouse or eat kibble or own a dogsled
And I don’t know Pitou, Rover or Spot from Canada
Although I am certain they are really, really nice
I have a handler not a master
I speak English and French, not Canadian
I pronounce it “frame” not “eh frame”
I can proudly sew my flag on my training bag
I believe in positive reinforcement not positive punishment
Inclusion not exclusion
And that the dog is a truly proud and noble animal
A toque is a hat, a see-saw is a teeter!<
Its hup, not over, hup!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of agility and the best part of North America.
I AM AGILITY!